Sunday, August 05, 2007




The Scene:

Heidi and Marilynn are sampling from Zippy on Hope Bay (Arctic Ocean) at 1 am on a very windy night. Large waves are rocking the boat and occasionally dragging the anchor. Marilynn forgot to pee before leaving shore. She discusses the situation with Heidi and decides the best course of action is to hang her ass off of the back of the boat and hang on.

The Script:

Marilynn: Heidi, does it make you uncomfortable that I am peeing less than a foot away from you?

Heidi: No. Could you please pass me the depth sounder?

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